A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I bet $100 that no one here has a musical instrument that my octopus can’t play.”
The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old lute.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing Toss a Coin To Your Witcher. The octopus’s owner pockets the $100.

The next guy raises the bet to $300 and points to the drum set, the octopus then heads to the drum throne, pick the stick, twirl it around n start playing an insanely good drum solo.

The bar owner who has been watching all this and head behind and then coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, “Now, if your octopus can play that I’ll give you $2000 and a free bottle of liquor of your choice every week.”

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. The guy gets nervous, worried his octopus probably won’t be able to play the bagpipe after all. He walks to it and whispers to him “come on man, don’t tell me you don’t know how to play it? Just play some tune”

The octopus says “Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off I’m gonna fuck it the morn’!”