A lady is walking to the store when the sees the most beautiful garden shes ever seen…

She askes the man watering his garden

“Excuse me, sir, how do you get such red tomatoes?”

“Well,” he said, “it’s a bit embarrassing, but every morning I get up and come outside in just my robe and flash my tomatoes. Then the tomatoes blush and turn redder! You should try it sometime!”

The woman, somewhat embarrassed, told the man that her tomatoes weren’t doing very well so she would try it.

A few weeks later, the man sees the woman walking down the street.

“Excuse me, miss,” he said, “Did you try my technique?”

“I did” she replied

“Well, how did it work?”

Disgruntled she replied “Absolutely NO change in my tomatoes!”

Her face then turned to happiness

“But I’ve got the biggest cucumbers you’ve ever seen!”