A man works up courage to ask his wife how many sexual partners she had before him
She says “really?” and goes silent. Doesn’t say anything in the morning. Or afternoon. Or the next day. After 3 days, the husband approaches his wife and apologetically asks – “Why are you giving me the silent treatment? Are you mad at me for that stupid question?”

Raising her finger she says “Shhh. Be quiet, I’m still counting”