A woman is breastfeeding on the bus but struggling to get her baby to suckle…
So she says to her baby
“Eat up now or I’m going to give it to that nice man over there” and points at the man sitting across from her
10 mins later “You have to eat, baby or I will give to that man!”
5 mins later “Baby come on now, I can’t waste this milk so you have to eat or I’m giving it to that man”
At this point, the gentleman sitting across from her yells
“FFS Make up your mind lady, my stop was 3 stops ago!”