A man was stranded on a desert island for a long period. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit.

Man: “Hi! I’m so happy to see you here.”

Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here for a long time. How long it has been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

Man: “It’s been ten years!”

With this information, the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.

Man: “Oh thank you so much!”

Girl: “So tell me how long it’s been since you had a drink?”

Man: “It’s been ten years.”

The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: “Oh. Thank you so much. You are just like a miracle!”

Finally, the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly,

“So tell me then, have you been bored?”

The man looked at her and said excitedly: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a surfboard in there too?”