A couple was working in the garden. The husband looked at his wife and said,

“Dear, your butt is really big. I can even bet that it is bigger than the barbecue.”

And he started the measuring process.

“Yes, I was right, your butt is bigger than the barbecue!”

The wife pretended like she didn’t hear this all.

Later, at night in bed, the husband wanted to make love with his wife, but she absolutely ignored him.

“Hey honey, what’s wrong?” he asked.

The wife answered, “I’m not going to fire up this big barbecue just for one little sausage.”