My buddy and I were out for a walk and noticed this giant hole in a field…
We walked up to the hole and threw in a small rock; no sound; no signs of it hitting the bottom!
So we found a larger rock and threw it into the hole; no sound; no signs of it ever hitting the bottom.
My buddy notices a bunch of railroad ties along the forest line nearby. We lug the giant hunk of wood to the hole and throw it in. Again, no sound; no signs of that heavy thing ever hitting the bottom.
Then, out of nowhere, a goat comes running toward us at full speed and jumps in the hole! We were so freaked out at this point we ran off to go find help.
A farmer pulls up in his pickup shortly after. We flag him down and asked if he was missing a goat. We quickly told him how the goat jumped into the hole.
The farmer found the story puzzling and responded, “Well, it couldn’t have been my goat. My goat was tied up to a railroad tie.”