One day there was a gay guy, a robber, and a drunk. They were living their life and one day the gay guy did his deed and poof… he is gone. Then the robber goes and robs a bank and poof… he’s gone. Then the drunk gets drunk at a bar and poof… he’s gone.

When they were up in heaven they started begging God for another chance. So God grants them one more chance and warns

“You can’t repeat your mistakes at all.” They all agreed. God sends them down to earth.

The drunk thinks for a moment, “Just a step into a bar, God can’t see me”

So as soon as he steps his foot in, poof… and he is gone.

The gay and the robber were walking together. Suddenly the thief saw a 10 dollar and thought, “If it is just laying on the ground I can take it, it is not stealing.” He bends down to pick it up and poof… they are both gone.