A drunk naked woman jumped into a taxi and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old driver answered, “Let me tell you something, lady I wasn’t staring at you as you think.”

The drunk woman responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at me, then what are you doing darling?”

He paused a moment, then told her… “Well, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking to myself, “Where in the hell is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?”