This man walks into a bar and sees a donkey.

He askes the bartender, “Why is there a donkey?”

The bartender says, “If you can make this donkey laugh I will give you ten thousand dollars.”

So the man whispers in the donkey’s ear and the donkey started laughing.

Then the bartender said, “If you can make the donkey cry I will give you ten thousand more dollars.”

So the man turns to an angle where only the donkey can see and the donkey started crying. The bartender couldn’t believe it so he asked the man how did he make the donkey laugh then make the donkey cry.

He said, “First I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his, and then I showed him.”