One-Liner Joke About Java
Java is like Alzheimer’s, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
Java is like Alzheimer’s, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would go out. Each time this happened, the place would erupt into cheers.
A nun walked into the bar. And, when the patrons saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
Two guys walk into a bar. They order drinks and while they are waiting for drinks the bartender asks them,
“Where are you from?”
A man was watching a football championship when somebody knocked on the door,
“Who is there?”
A girl was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and the girl was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door
“Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.”
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