Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
A: Because it had a good beet

Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels’ scout.

Q: What’s the strongest vegetable?
A: A muscle sprout

Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!

Q: What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: A Cab-bage!

Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A: With a cabbage patch!

Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?
A: You Cant-Eloupe

Q: What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
A: Is it orange in here, or is it just me?

Q: What did the other carrot say back?
A: Hang on a minute while I root around for the answer!

Q: What kind of flower should never be put in a vase?
A: Cauliflower