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Two boys were misbehaving. So their mother went to the local priest to look for advice. The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn’t misbehave.
A teacher was asking her class, “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
The teacher gives a task to write a composition on the “My dog” topic. While checking the compositions she said,
“Jonathan, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Have you copied his?
I was out walking with my 3 years old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
“Why?” she asked.
My four years old son stuck out his hand and said,
“Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.”
The teacher asks the student, “William if your father has 30 USD and you ask him for 10 USD, how much would your father still have?”
The student answers, “30 USD.”
One time when I was six, I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles.
And I ate them while my mom paid, but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn’t find me…
Little John and his mother were attending church.
Suddenly in the middle of mass, John clenched his tummy and looks distressed
A kid just finished writing his paper for class
He typed the title “1000 Ways To Cure An Itch” to finish it off. Right as he was about to hit save the screen went black. Surprised, he did all he could to get the computer back on so he could save his work. After a few minutes the boy’s dad walks in and says “The power went out.”
In class, a teacher asked her students what was something good that they did today.
The first kid says “I gave money to a homeless man”
A mom tells her son to buy some vegetables
She says to bargain, and try to offer the seller half the price
Son: Sir, how much does a bag of vegetable cost?
My mom has a picture of me in her wallet.
And none of my siblings. She said that whenever she faces a problem, she looks at my picture and the problem disappears.
Teacher: Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up.
After a while, Little Johnny stands up,
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