Little John and his mother were attending church.

Suddenly in the middle of mass, John clenched his tummy and looks distressed

Concerned his mother asks him, ” What’s wrong, son?”

John replies,” My tummy really hurts, I think I am going to throw up”

Since the mass was still underway, she turns to him and says, ” Ok, You know where the washroom is right? Go there, and when u feel better, come back”

Little John rushes out and soon returns

His mother is perplexed because the washrooms were located on the other side of the church.

“Are you feeling better? Did you use the washroom?”

John replies, “Oh there was no need to go all the way there, there is a box outside titled ‘For The Sick'”