Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up a deer steak and served it to the husband and children.

The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.

“Is it beef?” Their daughter asked.

“Nope.”

“Is it pork?” the son asked.

“Nope.”

“Heck, we don’t know, Dad!” son exclaimed.

“I’ll give you a clue,” the Dad said, “It’s what your mom sometimes calls me.”

“Spit it out!” cried the daughter, “We’re eating Asshole!!”