That Student
A teacher told his students,
“The person who’ll answer my next question correctly can leave class early.”
Kids Jokes
Jokes by/for kids, Best Kids Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
A Kid’s Joke
A teacher is explaining biology to her third-grade students. She says,
“Human beings are the only creatures that stutter.”
They’re Busy
A man calls his old friend and to his surprise, his friend’s young child answers the phone.
“Hey, can you pass the phone to your dad?”
During A Math Class
During a Math class, the teacher asked,
“Who can tell me how much is a gram?”
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Over Dinner
The little girl asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“Don’t talk about things like that over dinner, it’s not polite,” the father replies. After the dinner, he asks, “Now, dear, what did you want to ask me?”
Let Me Know
I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me and let me know when I hit the wall.
I heard a bang.
“4:32 PM Dad”, he said.
Magician Dad
I was so hungry and asked my father,
“Dad, could you make me a sandwich?”
A letter to God
Little Steward came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought it was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.”
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A Frightening Story
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Sam gave his example first,
A Three Years Old Child
A three years old child walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady,
“Why is your stomach so big?”
Deer Steak
Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up a deer steak and served it to the husband and children.
The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
Beer And Women
A small boy was lost at the beach, so he went up to a lifeguard and said,
“I’ve lost my dad!”
Little Neighbor
Little Matthew, while at a neighbor’s, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely said, “Thank you.”
“That’s right, Matthew,” said the woman. “I like to hear little boys say ‘thank you’.”
A Funny Student
Student: “Can I go to the bathroom?”
Teacher: “It’s ‘may.'”
Does A Lemon Have A Beak?
The little boy asks his mother, “Mom, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?”
Mother answers, “No it doesn’t have any, my son.”
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Earth Is Round
The teacher asked little Matthew: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
Little Matthew replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
