It’s an old one. An American, a Frenchman and a Russian were having a conversation about the best feeling ever. The American said “The best feeling is when you come home from a long journey in the middle of the winter and find your house warm and welcoming. You wife had cooked a hearty dinner and you get to sip brandy in your slippers by the fireplace” The Frenchman said “You Americans don’t have any passion. The best feeling is when you travel to a distant place where you find an exotic beauty. You then make sweet love to her and in the end you part ways without any regrets” The Russian finally chimed in “These are too complicated. In Russia it’s quite simple. The best feeling is when you are woken up at 2 AM by the KGB who says ‘Ivan Ivanosovic you are under arrest’ and you say ‘Ivan Ivanosovic lives next door'”