An Irish priest is driving home from a night at his favorite bar.

A police officer notices a car swerving all over the road and proceeds to pursue. The Irishman pulls over and the cop makes his way to the driver.

Checking the vehicle and noticing bottles all over the floorboard, the policeman asks, “Have you been drinking?”

“I don’t know what you’re on about, officer. I had just only left the church after giving praise to the Lord for his many blessings and miracles,” said the priest.

The policeman frowned, “Well then, what’s in the bottles?”
“Water”, the priest replied.
The policeman reached in and grabbing a bottle, opened the top, and was quickly overcame with the smell.
“This is wine!”
The priest then promptly shouted,

“Praise the Lord, he’s done it again!”