Indian And American

An Indian is calmly having breakfast…

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the

American who begins to chat. The American asks: ‘Do you eat the bread entirely?’

The Indian answers,’ Of course!’

American, ‘We do not. We only eat the inner part. The crust is put in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to Indians.’

The Indian says nothing.

The American continues, ‘Do you eat this jelly with the bread?’

Indian: ‘Of course!’

American: ‘We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container. Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to Indians..’

The Indian finally asks, ‘And what do you do with the condoms after using them?’

American: ‘We throw them away, of course!’

Indian: ‘We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum, and sell it to the United States.

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