Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are on a train compartment, drinking and being loud together. At the next stop, an elderly priest and a beautiful woman get on and sit across from the three.

As the train gets underway, the priest looks at the three with disdain and says, “Have ya any decency between ya? You three look like a right pair of fools, but I’ll give 50 quid to any of you that can name the three main characters of the Bible.”

The Englishman pipes up and says, “The three Kings?”

The Father O’Malley tuts and shakes his head.

Scott chimes in and says, “God, Judas and the donkey?”

This gets a great laugh from his companions, but the priest is unimpressed. He looks at Paddy, but he just shrugs and continues drinking. As the train went through a tunnel, the lights momentarily shut off, and in the darkness, the beautiful woman leaned over and passionately kissed the drunken Irishman. In his astonishment, Paddy blurts out,

“Jaysus, Mary and Joseph!!”

As the lights go back on, Father O’Malley looks up and proudly says,

“Well done lad, I knew you had it in you,” and hands over the 50.