There was a Mexican, a black, and a redneck were walking along. When at the same time they all see a lamp sitting on a table and run-up to it. A genie pops up and says,

“Each of you gets one wish.”

The Mexican said, “I wish all my people could go back to Mexico and be happy.”

Then the black man says, “I wish all my people could go back to Africa and be happy.”

Then the redneck says, “I’ll take a glass of beer.”