On A Flight
A British was sitting next to an Irishman on a flight from Paris to the London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
Worldwide Jokes
Best International Jokes on the internet. An ever-growing collection of extremely funny jokes.
An Archaeologist In Egypt
An archaeologist in Egypt was walking in the town square one morning.
He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his watch.
He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time.
The old man slowly reached over and pushed the camel’s testicles to one side and then released them, letting them swing to a stop.
A British, A French, And A Russian
A British, a French, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” says the British. “They must be British.”
A Mexican, A Black, and a Redneck Men
There was a Mexican, a black, and a redneck were walking along. When at the same time they all see a lamp sitting on a table and run-up to it. A genie pops up and says,
“Each of you gets one wish.”
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Doctors & Politics
An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
Beer Contains
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.
Indian And American
An Indian is calmly having breakfast…
An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the
Praise The Lord
An Irish priest is driving home from a night at his favorite bar.
A police officer notices a car swerving all over the road and proceeds to pursue. The Irishman pulls over and the cop makes his way to the driver.
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The Genie Joke
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
“I will give each of you one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the Genie.
A 26 Miles Long Swimming Race
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman all entered a 26 miles long swimming race.
After 12 miles the Scottish man gets tired and drops out.
An American, An Indian, And A Russian
An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don’t belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: “I’ll strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I’ll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield”.
The Teacher Asks…
An international school teacher asks: “What’s your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?”
An African student responds: What’s ‘food’?
Chinese People
They say one out of every 5 people on the planet is Chinese.
The thing is, there are 5 people in my family.
Mohammad Is In America
Mohammad, a child of Arab parents was enrolled in a school in New York…
On the first day, his teacher asked,
At The Gates Of The Heaven
One day St. Peter had the day off and St. Patrick was left in charge of the pearly gates of Heaven.
After a short while an Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman are stopped at the gates by St. Patrick, who says,
Englishman A Scotsman And An Irishman
Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are on a train compartment, drinking and being loud together. At the next stop, an elderly priest and a beautiful woman get on and sit across from the three.
