A wife asks her husband, “If I died, do you think you would remarry?”

The husband replies, “Remarry? No way! I’d be too devastated by your death, I could never replace you.”

The wife insists that her husband take a new wife, “If I go before you, I would hate for you to be alone. Please tell me you’d find a new wife.”

The husband promises to honor his wife’s wishes and agrees to remarry if she passes away.

The wife then asks her husband if he would stop wearing his current wedding ring if he got remarried.

“Well,” he said, “It would only make sense as we would no longer be married.”

“I understand”, said the wife, “but do you think you would take the pictures of me down that are in the house?”

The husband answered, “I imagine I would. It would be very awkward for my new wife to see your face everywhere.”

“Ok. That’s fair.”, she replies.

The wife makes one request of her husband, “Dear, the only thing I ask is, since golfing together was such a bonding experience for us, can you please not let her use my golf clubs?”

“Of course!” the husband replied, “Jenny’s left-handed anyway!