At a Catholic school, a teacher during the lesson asked his students,

“Now tell me, where is Jesus?

Students raised their hands.

“Yes Ann,” he said.

“He’s in heaven!” She shouted with pride. The teacher called on Jack who said,

“He is in my heart.”

The only boy left with his hand raised answered,

“He’s in my bathroom!”

Everyone looked at his face and started to laugh.

“Really!” said the boy, “My father bangs on the door every morning and says ‘Jesus Christ, you’re still in there?'”