Three friends got married. One day they met and started to talk about their marriage.

The first one started, “I told my wife that I want the house to be clean and tidy when I come home from work. I didn’t see changes on the first day, but on the second day, the house was clean and tidy.”

The second friend told, “I told my wife that I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table when I get back from work. On the first day, I didn’t see any changes, and not on the second day, but on the third day everything was as I asked.”

The third friend was quiet.

“What about you?” asked him the first friend.

“When I got married I told my wife, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table when I come back from work. On the first day, I didn’t see anything, and not on the second or third day either.”

“Then?” asked the second friend.

“On the fourth day, I was able to see a little bit with my left eye and was able to make a sandwich for me.”