An orthodox priest, a catholic priest, and a rabbi go for a swim.
It was a hot day and the three desperately needed to cool off. They went to the lake just outside the village, made sure no one else was around and decided to skinny dip.
While they were splashing around, a group of women returning from the fields stopped for a quick break and noticed the three men. The water was shallow and clear, so one could see everything.
The orthodox priest and the catholic priest quickly covered their genitals, while the rabbi his face.
The women had a laugh, made a few snarky remarks, and left. ‘Why did you cover your face, Rabbi?’ The priests asked.
‘I don’t know how your communities work, but in mine, we recognize others by their faces!’