The old man was riding his Lambordgini at a speed of 100 miles/hour. Suddenly, he saw that he was being harassed by the police. Old man starts speeding up 140 then 150 then 180.
Suddenly slows down and thinks, ′′ I’m too old for this “.
He stops and waits for the police to catch up with him. The officer gets out of the car and comes to the old man says ′′ Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. It’s Friday and I’m off this weekend with my family. If you give me a very good reason, something I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go ′′
The old man looks at him, thinks and says ′′ A few years ago my wife ran away with a cop, and when I saw you stalking me, I thought you were bringing her back ′′
′′ Have a nice day, sir “, said the cop.