A new CEO at a company decided to fire all of the slackers, and when he gets done with that, he finds a dude leaning on his desk. He thinks,

“What is he doing here!?”

So he walks up to the guy and asks,

“What are you doing here!?”

The guy answeres, “I’m waiting to get paid.”

The CEO says “How much do you get paid in a week?”

The guy replies, “About 300 dollars.”

The CEO gives this guy 1,200 dollars, and says,

“Now go away and never come back!”

The guy walks away. The CEO says,

“Will someone tell me what I just did!?”

An employee said, “You just tipped the pizza man 1,200 dollars.”