I recently visited my grandfather in his old folks home…

We sat down at a table in the cafeteria and started to chat. He said things were going okay but sounded a little frustrated.

Just then he starts to lean over, almost off his chair, when a nurse rushes over and straightens him back up. My grandfather mumbled something under his breath.

We keep talking and I’m trying to get to the bottom of why he’s upset when he starts to lean over again, quickly a nurse comes over and straightens him back up. What great service I thought.

A little time passes and he still won’t tell me what’s the matter when he starts to lean over again, just like before, a nurse rushes over and straightens him up.

Finally he bursts out, “You wanna know what the matter is?! That nurse won’t let me FART!!”