Cards reference
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four,” answered the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.
Funny Stories
Short Funny Stories From Real Life That Will Crack You Up
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work
Her 8-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little bo
An Irish family lives on a farm
A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income.
One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead.
“There is nothing that could help get us out of p
Jokes to your email!
Family Business
I said to my friend: “I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad…”
My friend said “Whoa, your dad was a billionaire?”
I said “no, he also wished he was…”
Interviewer: “How do you explain the three year gap on your resume?”
Dave: “Oh! That was when I went to Yale!”
Interviewer: “Amazing! You’re hired!”
Dave: “Hurray! I got a yob!”
Talented kid
An artist has a 6 year old child who also likes to draw
His child drew a horse.
The artist asked, “You drew the horse wrongly.”
The child replied, “How did I draw it wrongly?”
Title that makes you click the post
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed an
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Lie detecting robot
A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people every time they tell a lie…
Dad: What were you watching?
Son: Kung-Fu Panda
*robot slaps son*
The bus
A woman’s closet door what making a terrible sounds whenever a bus was crossing the street outside
So she called a carpenter to check it out…
Could you be my real BF
A pretty girl from rich family asked a boy to be her fake boyfriend who would follow her home for new year celebration and would get paid for this. Her parents gave the young guy new suits, cellphon
Tell Me How To Be Pretty
“Wow, you look GREAT in the your Thailand trip photos. Girl, tell me, how to become thin and pretty like this? Diet or what?”
“lol,thanks. First, you need a good photographer.”
“lolol. Then?”
“Th
Farming
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
Everything will be ok
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: –
Dear Dad,
Next to ATM
This usually happen next to drive through ATM machines
Guys vs Girls
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Fail Domain Names
Choosing the right domain name is important, some fail domain names
1) “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
www.WhoRepresents.com -> www.WhorePresents.com
2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
Real sports
Boris Spassky was once asked by a reporter, “Which do you prefer: chess or sex?”. Spassky replied “It very much depends on the position”.
