Little April isn’t always the best in school, she’d always fall asleep in class, on their first day of school for the year, they started with a religion class. Near the start of the lesson, the teacher decided to ask little April a question.

‘April, who created this universe?’

To the rescue, little Jonny decided to stab little April in the rear with a pin, and she jumped up and yelled

‘GOD ALMIGHTY!’.

‘Good job April’ the teacher replied. Little April went back to sleep.
Not long after, the teacher decided to ask her another question.
‘So, April, who is gods son?’ And again, to the rescue came little Jonny, he stabbed her in the rear with the pin and she jumped up and yelled:

‘JESUS CHRIST!’

‘Good job April’ the teacher replied. Little April went back to sleep.
Nearing the end of the class, the teacher decided to ask little April one more question.
‘April, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 21st child?’ And again, little Jonny stabbed her in the rear with the pin and this time she jumped up and yelled

‘IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!’