Four people are in a train compartment in France

There’s an attractive young woman, a plain older woman, a French man and an English man.

The train goes into a tunnel and the lights flicker out. In the dark, there’s a loud slap! and when the lights come back on, the French man is rubbing his cheek.

The plain woman thinks, “That French guy tried to kiss the pretty girl and she slapped him.”

The pretty woman thinks, “That French man tried to kiss me but he grabbed the wrong woman by mistake and she slapped him.”

The English guy thinks, “I hope we go into another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”