A man and a woman had been married for more than 50 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had no secrets from each other except a box that the woman kept at the top of her closet. She had cautioned her husband never to open the box or ask about it.

For all that years the husband had never thought about the box, but one day his wife got very sick and the doctor said that she would never recover.

Trying to sort out their affairs the little old man took down the box and took it to his wife. She agreed that it was the time that he should know what is inside it.

When the husband opened the box he found there two eggs and 99.000 dollars. He asked her about the eggs and money, she replied:

When we were to be married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She told me that if I ever got angry withe you I should just keep quiet and by an egg.

The old man was so touched…Only two eggs were in the box. And he said:

Honey, it means you were angry with me only two times, but what about this money, where are they from?

Oh, I’ve sold the rest.