I was looking for a gym one day, and I saw a sign saying

“Fitness that way”

So, since this seemed promising, I went down the hall, and there were more signs. I went up the stairs, walked through the hall, went up two stairs, walked through two more halls, walked down three stairs, walked out of the building, walked around the building, went into the building, went up ten stairs, walked through five halls, walked down eleven stairs, went up one stair until I reached a sign which just read:

“End of Fitness.”