After a long night of drinking for a woman, this man took advantage by giving her a ride home.

After the walk to the door, the woman asked him in for a nightcap. One thing led to another and so the man was naked.

After making great love he rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans. Unable to find his lighter, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

“There might be some matches in the top drawer.”, she said.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a picture of another man. So he began to worry.

“Is this your husband?” he inquired.

“No,” she replied, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.

“No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.

“Well, who is he then?” asked nervously the man.

The girl replied calmly, “That’s me before the surgery.”