An elderly lady walks into an ice cream parlor.

She says to the man behind the counter, “what flavors of ice cream do you have?”

“They’re listed on the sign. We have chocolate and vanilla,” he answers.

“I’ll have a scoop of the strawberry,” she says.

“We don’t have strawberry,” answers the man.

“Well, then, I’ll have strawberry,” she says.

“Lady, look at the sign. Do you see the “van” in vanilla?”

“Why, yes I do,” she answers.

“Do you see the “late” in chocolate?”

“Yes, I do!”

“Do you see the “fuck” in strawberry?”

“There’s no “fuck” in strawberry,” she says.

“That’s what I’m trying to tell you!”