A woman was cheating her husband and said, “Do you want to see a crumpled-up $50?”
He said “Yes”
So she reached into her pocket pulled it out and gave it to him. Then she said,
“Do you want to see a crumpled-up $100”
He said “Yes”
So she reached into her pocket pulled it out and gave it to him. Then she said
“And do you want to see a crumpled-up $50,000?”
He said “yes.”
She said, “Go and look on your car in the garage.”