One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring some fruit. As he got there, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him: “We’re not going to go out of here until you leave!”

The old man answered: “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies, swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. “Holding the bucket up he said: “I’m here to feed the crocodile.”