God, one day in heaven, lined up all of the married couples in the world and heaven he could find. He said to the men,

“My children, I have a task for you all. Those of you who feel that you are the head of the household, step to the left. Those of you who think your wife is the head of the household, step to the right.”

He gestures to those gathered before him, and to his astonishment, all but one man stepped to the right. God exclaimed “Every man here believes that his wife is the head of the household? This is a surprise!”

He turned to the one man who had stepped to the left, and said to him, “My child, how is it that you were the only one to end up in this line?”

The man looked at God and said, “I have no idea! My wife told me to stand here!”