A man enters an animal shop and sees a parrot with ropes tied to each of its legs…

The man asks the shopkeeper about the parrot and the shopkeeper replies:

If you pull the right leg rope, he’s gonna greet you in French, and if you pull the left leg rope, he’ll greet you in German

And what about, if i pull both simultaneously? – asks the man.

Well, he…

Suddenly the parrot interrupts him:

I will fall down, you idiot!