A fox is chasing a chicken…

Suddenly the chicken trips over a vase, that was just laying on the ground. The vase breaks and a genie pops out and says: “You two freed me from my prison, I will grant you both 3 wishes as a reward!”

Fox: I wish that every other fox in the forest becomes female!

Genie: Granted… and for your first wish?

Chicken: I want a really fast motorcycle!

The fox laughs with the chicken’s wish and then wishes that every fox in the country becomes a female.

The chicken wishes for a helmet and protective gear.

The fox laughs again while the chicken is putting on his gear.

Fox: “You are wasting all your wishes on stupid things, for my last wish I wish that every fox in the world (except me) becomes female!”

The chicken steps on his motorcycle and says: “I wish that fox was gay” and rides away into the sunset