A drunken man walked out of a bar and saw two priests.

“I’m Jesus Christ”, he said to one of them.

“No, son, you’re not.” the priest replied. The man turned to the other one and said,

“I’m Jesus Christ.”

“No, son,” the other priest said, “you’re not.”

“Look now”, the drunken man said. He walked back into the bar and the barman said,

“Jesus Christ, you’re back again!?”