— Hello, are you there?

— Yes, who are you please?

— I’m Watt.

— What’s your name?

— Watt’s my name.

— Yes, what’s your name?

— My name is John Watt.

— John what?

— Yes, are you Jones?

— No I’m Knott.

— Will you tell me your name then?

— Will Knott.

— Why not?

— My name is Knott.

— Not what?

— Not Watt, Knott.

— What?