A truck driver was transporting 100 penguins from Melbourne to Perth when he breaks down in the middle of the desert…

A mechanic takes a look and tells the truckie that the repair will take at least two days. He knows that the penguins won’t survive in the heat for that long so he flags down a passing truck and offers the driver $5000 to take the penguins to the Perth zoo for him.

A few days later the repairs are done and the truckie finally pulls into Perth. He is shocked to see the truck driver walking down the street with all of the penguins walking behind him. He jumps out of his truck and yells ‘Hey mate, what are you doing? I paid you $5000 to take these penguins to the zoo.’

The truckie replies, ‘I did take them to the zoo, but I had some money leftover, so now I’m taking them to see a movie.’