Wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Husband walks in.
She turned around and says: “We must make love this very moment.”
His eyes lit up and he thinks to himself – “This is my lucky day.”

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she thanks and goes back to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked,
“What was that all about?”
Wife: “The egg timer’s broken.”