A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he asks,

“You look terrible. What’s the problem?”

“My mother died three months ago,” his friend replied, “and left me 30,000 dollars. Then two months ago, my father died, leaving me 80,000 dollars.”

“Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

“And last month my aunt died, and left me 10,000 dollars.” His friend continued.

“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”

“Then this month,” concluded, the friend, “absolutely nothing!”