A woman woke up in the middle of the night and found that her husband wasn’t there beside her.

She went downstairs and found him sitting in the kitchen, drinking coffee and looking thoughtful.

“Honey, what’s wrong? she asked.

He replied, “Well do you remember when we were dating?”

“Yes”

“And do you remember the first time we had sex?”

She smiled and answered, “Of course.”

“And you remember how your Dad caught us.”

She laughed and replied, “Oh god, yeah!”

“And since I was 18 and you were 17 how he threatened to send me to jail for twenty years if I didn’t marry you?”

“Uh-huh. What of it?”, she asked.

He let out a sad sigh, “I would have gotten out today…”