Three mice were sitting and talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot of rum and says,

“I play with mouse traps for fun. I run into it and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and start working out my musculs.”

And, with that, the second mouse says, “That’s nothing. I take the poison tablets, cut them up, and use them, just for the fun.”

The third mouse silently walks away. The first two look at each other, then ask the third mouse,

“Where are you going boy?” The third mouse replies,

“I’m going to shag my pussycat.”