There once lived three brothers with unusual names. Their names were Shut Up, Poop and Manners.

One day they were having a car ride when poop fell out of the car and got run over by the car. Shut Up immediately went to call a paramedic for help while Manners tried to get Poop up off the road.

When the paramedic answered, she asked “What’s your name?” Shut Up replied “Shut Up” The paramedic was deeply insulted by this and asked “Excuse me, where is your manners??” Shut Up replied “Scraping Poop off the road” The paramedic asked “Young man, is this a joke?” Shut Up replied “No madam I assure you that Poop is in serious trouble”

The paramedic hung up.