A man is going to jump off the building. A good cop rushes up to talk him not to do that. Cop yells up to the man,

“Don’t jump! Think of your mother!”

The man replies “I have no mother, I’m going to jump.”

The copy goes through a list of relatives, father, brothers, sisters, etc. Every time the man says, “I have no… I’m going to jump.”

Desperate the cop yells up “Don’t jump! Think of the Blessed Virgin.”

The man asks, “Who is that?”

Cop yells, “Jump, Protestant! You’re blocking the traffic!”